MOONLIGHT & MUSIC

Rumours had filtered through to the "If Selected..." Ivory Towers that there was a thriving and successful Logica football enterprise operating in deepest, darkest Surrey. Undertaking some extensive research we asked the Supremo if he knew anything about it. "No," replied the Supremo as we realised we'd wasted another Marlboro.

Having exhausted our complex web of journalistic sources, we decided to dispatch one of the many enthusiastic young hack apprentices we have lying around the office here. Aware that we had little information to work on, we sought a volunteer capable of a little investigative detective work. "I've been following leads for years," piped one eager young hacker. It was music to our ears, and he immediately got the job. It turned out to be an an inspired choice, for our terrier-like journo has uncovered evidence of Logica FC stars scandalously moonlighting in a successful team, and he has also acquired a detailed dossier on some likely World Cup rivals. Read on....