The current Supremo, he whose days in the job look perilously numbered, is delighted to announce that moves are afoot to improve the standards to which Logica FC are accustomed. Hopefully, the days of strutting our stuff on Gypsy-infested tattie fields in Morden will soon be over.

An application has been lodged with the authorities for Logica to construct a state of the art, multi person stadium on the site currently known as the Richardson Evans ground. Objections are expected from the current inhabitants (some outfit going by the name of Wimbledon FC) and a compromise ground share deal may be hammered out in time for the start of next season. Alternatively, John Hartson and Johninho Snr. could just fight over it.