Sadly this week's poll was infiltrated by a rather bitter North London anarchist organisation, who attempted to undermine the democratic process courtesy of a mass vote for the unlikely Reevaldo (a bit of a giveaway, as I suspect these e-demonstrator(s) well knew). All bar one of the votes for Reevaldo were traced to this dodgy source, and the illegal votes have now been removed from the official published results, despite threats of a Cabal Session. Such mindless yobs should now be clear that "If Selected..." will always stand up and fight for democracy regardless of threats made to our person.

All this rather distracts from Skippy who deservedly in our opinion got the nod from over 50% of the electorate.