FOOTBALLINGCV
FOOTBALLING
CV
PERSONAL DETAILS
Date of Birth:
1st July 1965.
Religion:
Glasgow Rangers, Scotland & American Samoa.
Height:
5' 6".
Weight:
85kg.
QUALIFICATIONS
Preferred Playing Position:
Anywhere in Midfield. Other Position: Linesman.
Playing Strengths:
Tackling; playing with a hangover; playing whilst intoxicated.
Playing Weaknesses:
Beer; Swedish midfielders.
EXPERIENCE
Date Joined Logica:
1st June 1995.
Logica FC Debut:
1st October 1995:
Brentford Town 5-1 Logica.
Previous Teams:
Kilwinning academy (2nd XI); various 5-a-side teams.
Greatest Footballing Moment:
Playing a major part in the
greatest Logica comeback ever.
Worst Footballing Moment:
Being substituted in the same match at 3-0 down and watching my team-mates storm back for a
famous victory.
INTEREST
Model Pro (Models His Game on You):
(1) Marco Negri: earn 25 grand a week and do absolutely nothing for two years - a real professional. (2) Mark Abbott: how does the old man of Logica keep going? [Marlboros - Ed.] - A pro's pro.
Favourite All-Time Player: Of all time: Davie Cooper - a real genius. Current: Nicky Salapu - at last a goalkeeper who does something for the full 90 mins.
Pre-Match Superstition:
Talking to Hughie and Ralph on the big white telephone before a match; putting my shirt, shorts, socks and boots on at exactly the same time.
Interesting Trivia:
Watched the sad loss of over 30 great Scottish wingers in one day. A local pigeon fancier had asked our bus steward to take and release his racing pigeons somewhere north of perth on a trip to see Aberdeen v Rangers. The rather drunken steward forgot about the birds until we were homeward bound, so we released them anyway late into the night - they were never seen again
- a generation lost.
REFERENCES
Supporting Material:
Duff Views
Sacrificed for the Good of the Team
Uncovers Drug Scandal
Kicker Conspiracy
Swedish Pine