FOOTBALLING CV
FOOTBALLING CV
PERSONAL DETAILS
Date of Birth: 12th June 1977
Religion: If in doubt, kick ball hard.
Height: 6' 0"
Weight: 12 st
QUALIFICATIONS
Preferred Playing Position: Anywhere in midfield.
Playing Strengths: Surging runs into the box; Running around; "Enthusiastic".
Playing Weaknesses: Heading; Finishing; Pennos; Tracking back after
afore-mentioned surging runs into the box.
EXPERIENCE
Logica FC Debut: 28th January 2007: Logica 2-2 SW Alliance. The reporter of the day noted: "Now Logica's new resolve would be soundly tested: would heads drop, or would the fighting spirit be stirred? Gradually, Groom's men edged their way back into the battle. Jamie Heath typified the attitude, his non-stop running always trying to provide an option as well as chasing down every lost cause. The striker showed plenty of skill too, nimbly manoeuvring himself past opponents, and unlucky not to score on his debut when he interrupted a penalty box melee with a deft curling shot that just flew wide of the top corner."
Previous Teams: Planners FC; Derby County Supporters; The Phoenix club (all 1st XI).
Greatest Footballing Moment: Playing for the Under-12s at school and scoring when I was nine.
Worst Footballing Moment: Seeing a video of me playing for the under-12s years later,
completely destroying my rose tinted memories by exposing the standard of
play to be of very very low quality.
INTEREST
Model Pro (Models His Game on You): Faustino Asprilla: never afraid to use his gangly legs to get the ball when it looked like he'd lost it.
Favourite All-Time Player: Gazza: everything you need in an attacking midfielder. If
he'd kept on the straight and narrow he'd be one of the top ten players
ever.
Pre-Match Superstition: Always bring my own shorts in case the kit's still wet.
Interesting Trivia: Took a career break from fruitlessly chasing a round ball to
fruitlessly chasing an egg shaped ball from the ages of 11 to 18. This may
account for my occasional lack of positional awareness.
REFERENCES
Supporting Material:
Peppers Sergeant Goal
Safety Role