FOOTBALLING
CV

PERSONAL DETAILS

Date of Birth: 15th September 1962.
Religion: Atheist - there are no footballing GODS.
Height: 180cm.
Weight: 63kg.

QUALIFICATIONS

Preferred Playing Position: Striker
Other Position: Anywhere else.
Playing Strengths: Timing - always at the game on time.
Playing Weaknesses: Age.

EXPERIENCE

Date Joined Logica: 1st September 1984.
Logica FC Debut: Friendly at Kennington Park. We won 3-2. 2 goals scored, 1 assist.
Previous Teams: Rosehill Thistle. Current team is Old Stationers 1st XI.
Greatest Footballing Moment: Scoring in Summer League with only one working leg. That twenty minutes of football in the first Pups vs Lags match. One complete season in the cupboard. Scoring 6 goals in a match twice in the same week. First goal vs Czech Republic in World Cup 2000. Clean sheet in goal at Merton against some unknown (but good) team. Being able to walk onto a football pitch on my Stag week-end. Scoring 4 goals on my debut for Old Stationers 1st XI. Playing at 34, playing at 35, playing at 36, playing at 37, playing at 38, ...
Worst Footballing Moment: Having to speak to a referee who took offence to the words "thats unfair referee".

INTEREST

Model Pro (Models His Game on You): Gary Lineker.
Favourite All-Time Player: Pele, Willie Miller.
Pre-Match Superstition: N/A.

REFERENCES

Supporting Material: Cast in Reservoir Lags Lag of the Tournament at WC2000 Kicking Off Without Him Malingering Overwhelmingly Voted The Player of the Millennium Taking Fives

VITAL STATISTICS