FOOTBALLINGCV
FOOTBALLING
CV
PERSONAL DETAILS
Date of Birth:
7th November 1975
Religion:
Manchester United & England.
Height:
5' 11".
Weight:
11st 7.
QUALIFICATIONS
Preferred Playing Position:
Old Fashioned Winger.
Playing Strengths:
Blistering pace and alcohol tolerance.
Playing Weaknesses:
Diabolical shooting, remembering to bring boots etc.
EXPERIENCE
Date Joined Logica:
1st December 1998.
Logica FC Debut:
10th October 1999:
Lusitanos 1-1 Logica.
Previous Teams:
Spread Eagle, Manchester, Sherwood Hall (Nottingham University).
Greatest Footballing Moment:
Watching: Solskjaer's treble clinching goal in the Nou Camp.
Playing: Despite playing with a suspected broken rib, creating a hat-trick of goals for Nipper Nich in the LWC 2000 Final (wooden spoon section), against the home favourites.
Worst Footballing Moment:
Watching: Shearer's unneccessary elbow on the keeper causing Campbell's late "winner" against Argentina (1998) to be disallowed. Arse.
Playing: Despite being fully fit and in the clear, missing a hat-trick of chances in our LWC 2001 group decider - those 'goals' would have put the Nippers into the quarter-finals. Arse.
INTEREST
Model Pro (Models His Game on You):
Cantona: pisses off everyone except his own side, talks bollocks and then humiliates the opposition.
Favourite All-Time Player:
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer: continues to set the standards that we supersubs must follow.
Pre-Match Superstition:
Don't pick up the soap.
Interesting Trivia:
I scored eleven goals in one game for the Spread Eagle; I haven't scored any in about eleven appearances for LFC. Only a matter of time...
REFERENCES
Supporting Material:
World Cup Winner