FOOTBALLINGCV
FOOTBALLING
CV
PERSONAL DETAILS
Date of Birth:
23rd September 1970
Religion:
None.
Height:
6 foot-ish.
Weight:
170 kg.
QUALIFICATIONS
Preferred Playing Position:
Left Midfield.
Playing Strengths:
Long throw in, polite.
Playing Weaknesses:
Never been able to head the ball. Can be nutmegged quite easily and react badly if they shout "nuts".
EXPERIENCE
Date Joined Logica:
1992.
Logica FC Debut:
Goodness knows. Probably about 1993-94.
Previous Teams:
St Cuthberts High School, Kingston Park.
Greatest Footballing Moment:
Winning Northumberland County Championship as a youth.
Worst Footballing Moment:
Playing badly and out of position for my Newcastle trials.
INTEREST
Model Pro (Models His Game on You):
I don't understand what Model Pro means.
Christine Keeler.
Favourite All-Time Player:
Kieron Dyer or Steven Gerrard.
Pre-Match Superstition:
Try not to head the ball with your face.
Interesting Trivia:
My gran's mate used to live next door to Gary Rowell who used to play for Sunderland.
REFERENCES
Supporting Material:
Logica World Record for Successive Appearances