Dear "If Selected...",
Yer see, yer see!
You are welcome to email "If Selected..." with the answer to the question "Which of the following statements is incorrect?" :-
- The Football Gods wept for the way Sid has been treated (or in other words it rained very heavily on Sunday morning, as predicted by Sid).
- The Football Gods decided to teach Logica AFC a lesson for dropping Sid (as predicted by Sid) by ensuring they were 'unexpectedly beaten'!
- The Football Gods ensured Abbott did not score again (as intimated by Sid previously). NB This is in connection with Abbott's staunch refusal to acknowledge the Football Gods.
- Hatton dropped a big bollock by not selecting Sid.
- It was correct not to select Sid.
Here is a heads-up to the Management - you have no idea what forces you are dealing with here....
Hope you 'enjoyed' it.
Sid (Legend)
(Currently dry and well rested having spent Sunday morning nursing his tender thigh in bed - or should that be in bed getting a nurse off his tender thigh?)