The football world was still reeling last night after a photograph was leaked to the world's sporting press portraying two Logica football stars involved in Double Celebrations. Although the photograph does not directly show any silverware, there was a double whammy when it was further revealed that the picture reputedly depicts the stars indulging in the somewhat passé 'baby rocking' goal celebration (c.f. Romario et al). Sources close to the club attempted to dispel these allegations by pointing out that all players were under strict instructions to take each game is comes, whilst the new official club goal celebration in the new-fangled "Noobles" Take That dance routine. A spokesman also took the opportunity to congratulate Nigel "Cardboard" Hoyland and his wife Mary on the birth of their son John Anthony Hoyzone, along with Paul "Captain" Mainwaring and his wife Lisa on the birth of their daughter Emily Ruth Mainers, and simultaneously apologise profusely for the somewhat delayed publication of the above photograph.