Welcome back to my column, which never fails to hit the target.

You will not be surprised to learn that a number of things have made me angry this week.

NOT CONTENT with farcical Man-of-the-Match award - wrongly given to 'a fellow countryman of the wise Supremo' (if you see what I mean....), NOT CONTENT with forgetting to put in a timely match report (too busy counting the misses, eh?), the numpty of a match reporter MIS-REPORTED the crowd size of the Queen Vic match!! It was 00,003 NOT 00,004.

OK, if there had been any justice there would have been thousands there to see such a fantastic win, but GET IT RIGHT NODDY! There was either 00,003 (incl. juniors) OR 00,010 including opposition spectators.

That former figure does not, of course, count the 'stayaway fans' (who account for up to 25% of the regular crowd) who demonstrated WITH THEIR FEET at the shabby treatment Logica FC doles out to legends....!

HEY MR MATCH-REPORTER: GET IT RIGHT OR GET A TURNSTYLE!!

How many times are the less intelligent members of the club going to fall to the bi-annual ritual that is 'putting the clocks back/forward'? Every year for the past 40 years Logica has had some player(s) turn up on the relevant Sunday morning either too late or too soon, leading to a poor performance or no performance at all !

This year we even had someone turn up at the wrong time ON THE WRONG WEEK?!?

When will the wise Supremo DISCIPLINE his squad over what is both an idiotic action and plain piss-poor punctuality.

TIME FOR THE GUILTY TO 'CLOCK-ON' OR CHECK OUT!!

Poor Neil Burdett was KICKED and STAMPED ON by opposition supporters following a bad tackle. The wise Supremo was MAN-HANDLED to the ground for committing the sin of supposedly not returning the ball during our FANTASTIC WIN over Queen Vic.

What do we as a team do? Look hard at our boots??

NEXT TIME LETS GET OVER THERE TO SUPPORT OUR MAN - THAT'S WHAT 'TEAM' IS ALL ABOUT!!

I'm FED UP with Skippy's empty promises to ORGANISE our Annual Christmas Bash usually after our last game before Yuletide.

YOUR PROMISES ARE LIKE ABBOTT GOAL OPPORTUNITIES - ALWAYS MISSING THE MARK DUE TO SOME WEAK EXCUSE!

GET IT SORTED BIG MAN! LAST CHANCE BEFORE THE MILLENNIUM TO DELIVER!!