POETRY IN (SLOW) MOTION
All the world's a pitch,
And all the men and boys merely players:
They have their testimonials and their debuts;
And one man in his time plays many positions...
THE TWIN IMPOSTORS
by The Bard of Bethnal Green
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You beautiful winner
Looks good enough for victory,
You are turning to gold
You hero, nothing needs to be changed
If you believe any of this, you are lost
The End
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In response to a number of queries from the North London legal fraternity, "If Selected..." would like to state categorically that the portrait used on this page is not that of Mr Malcolm Dick, despite the obvious similarities.