POETRY IN (SLOW) MOTION
All the world's a pitch,
And all the men and boys merely players:
They have their testimonials and their debuts;
And one man in his time plays many positions...
PUPPY LOVE
by The Bard of Bethnal Green
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The ugliest men who can't stand not to play
Are going into politics
And are oblivious to your protests.
They don't care about your opinion
They strew rose petals in your path
And still insist you need more practice
The End
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In response to a number of queries from the North London legal fraternity, "If Selected..." would like to state categorically that the portrait used on this page is not that of Mr Malcolm Dick, despite the obvious similarities.