POETRY IN (SLOW) MOTION
All the world's a pitch,
And all the men and boys merely players:
They have their testimonials and their debuts;
And one man in his time plays many positions...
THIGH HIGH AND RISING
by The Bard of Bethnal Green
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Your beloved victim
Screams at the Ref to take his point
The scent of his sweat makes you hate him
And there is probably no way out
As suddenly, the book comes out.
The End
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