FOOTBALLING CV

PERSONAL DETAILS

Date of Birth: 10th January 1974
Religion: Catholic
Height: 5' 11"
Weight: 13st 8lbs

QUALIFICATIONS

Preferred Playing Position: Old Fashioned Winger.
Playing Strengths: Speed and fitness.
Playing Weaknesses: Experience.

EXPERIENCE

Date Joined Logica: 2nd September 2002
Logica FC Debut: 15th December 2002: Mae D'Agua 4-0 Logica. The reporter of the day noted: "Curiously, the Supreme Groomo could now only find eight squad members willing to do some strutting, although he was able to recruit two newcomers in Martin Lee and Dom Donald, who he tossed straight into the big match cauldron."
Previous Teams: Bilbrook Jnrs, University of Plymouth, Elastic Band Army, Roman's Rejects.
Greatest Footballing Moment: None supplied
Worst Footballing Moment: Many and varied.

INTEREST

Model Pro (Models His Game on You): Kenny Dalglish.
Favourite All-Time Player: Kenny Dalglish.
Pre-Match Superstition: Mumbo jumbo.
Interesting Trivia: Despite my vile English accent I hail from Kirkcaldy, Fife, Scotland. As a kid I performed in front of the queen and a few thousand others at the Albert Hall whilst with the Boys Brigade.