FOOTBALLINGCV
FOOTBALLING
CV
PERSONAL DETAILS
Date of Birth:
More recent than you think.
Religion:
Wolverhampton Wanderers and England.
Height:
6'0".
Weight:
11st 6lbs.
QUALIFICATIONS
Preferred Playing Position:
Wherever I'm put.
Playing Strengths:
Good natured. Always willing to support the strikers.
Playing Weaknesses:
Ahead of my time.
EXPERIENCE
Date Joined Logica:
November 1999.
Logica FC Debut:
17th October 1999:
Logica 1-1 St.Anselms: Thirty second cameo in dour 1-1 draw with St Anselms. Did enough in right midfield to catch the eye of then Supremo Scott Fleming.
Previous Teams:
Rose & Crown, Honda Logistics, Intel, Intergraph, Gordon Bennet (what a joy), Derby County Supporters Club.
Greatest Footballing Moment:
Steve Bull scoring for England at Hampden on his debut. A perfect Bully cameo, hopeful England long ball hits him on the back of the head, Bull turns and lashes home from the edge of the box.
The 5-1 dismantling of Germany in Munich.
Worst Footballing Moment:
Crashing vital penalty for the Pups against a post during 2001 World Cup shoot out after over-confidently smoking a fag in the run up.
INTEREST
Model Pro (Models His Game on You):
Frank Worthington - made full use of fame, cash and flowing locks. Frequently drunk, incapable of refusing a lady.
Favourite All-Time Player:
The Tipton Slasher - Steve Bull, skinheaded goal machine, scourge of the Baggies and epitome of Black Country urban chic.
Pre-Match Superstition:
Always arrive late preferably nursing a lucky hangover.
Make sure that you are ahead of Scott Fleming in the queue for the changing room bog.
REFERENCES
Supporting Material:
Millennial Miss
Special Awards
Chillygate