THEDUFF VIEW
THE
DUFF VIEW
Giving The Pups A Voice!
Exposing The Lag Conspiracy!
Do you prefer Red Bull to Horlicks? Prodigy to Frank Sinatra? Ali G to Michael Parkinson? Then THE DUFF VIEW is the column for you!
At regular intervals this most legendary of Pups will be administering justice Duff-style. Youth, a modest girth and a Happy Shopper SuperSaver Reward Card are the accessories to cherish. Whether he is cutting a swathe through propaganda claims that trophies are the be-all and end-all in football, or exposing the false myth that experience will always triumph over ability, Duff will be larging it Pup-style. And he will not rest until he has destroyed the mirage of Lag superiority.
WHY OH WHY?!? (25 July 2000) Duff is staggered and disillusioned at the treasonable defection of one of his boyhood idols.
LYON BASTARDS (05 July 2000) Duff uncovers some slanderous lies regarding Lag success in Lyon, and also has some predictions for the forthcoming Logica World Cup.
FAQ THE LAGS (11 May 2000) An important early stage in any revolution is educating the masses. Duff mounts the lectern and answers some Frequently Asked Questions about that most complex of anthropological phenomena: The Lags.
BRITISH STEEL (14 April 2000) Duff explains the inspiration behind his crusade for righteousness, and then sets out his stall early doors by exposing his ex-room-mate's artistic pretensions for what they really are.