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PERSONAL DETAILS

Date of Birth: Not stated.
Religion: Liverpool & England.
Height: 5'11".
Weight: 11st.

QUALIFICATIONS

Preferred Playing Position: Libero. Other Position: 5-a-side goal-hanger.
Playing Strengths: Effort and commitment.
Playing Weaknesses: Natural ability.

EXPERIENCE

Date Joined Logica: 3rd August 1993.
Logica FC Debut: 18th September 1994: Brentford Town 7-1 Logica.
Previous Teams: Assorted school and University XIs, Great Bookham F.C.
Greatest Footballing Moment: Captaining the Pups to a 2-1 victory over Italy in the 2001 World Cup.
Worst Footballing Moment: Going down 10-0 to Pumphouse last season. Also watching Edinburgh concede four goals in 10 minutes thereby eliminating us at the group stage of the 2001 World Cup.

INTEREST

Model Pro (Models His Game on You): Rio Ferdinand - he can't defend and can't resist dribbling instead of applying The Hoof.
Favourite All-Time Player: Kenny Dalglish - Awesome.
Pre-Match Superstition: Surround myself in defence with capable defenders such as Manlio, Phill H. and Paul Mainwaring, allowing me the freedom to shout a lot while they do the hard work.
Interesting Trivia: Played one season in Surrey Premier Reserves. Does that count as 'playing at a higher level'?

REFERENCES

Supporting Material: Crock of Awards Steps to Recovery Literary Award Double Top Speyer Part


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