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PERSONAL DETAILS

Date of Birth: 20th April 1961.
Religion: Newcastle Utd.
Height: 5ft 10 1/2 inches.
Weight: Under 12 st (really!).

QUALIFICATIONS

Preferred Playing Position: Big Number Nine.
Playing Strengths: Strength.
Playing Weaknesses: Left foot a waste of space. Warming the bench.

EXPERIENCE

Date Joined Logica: Before time.
Logica FC Debut: Somewhere in Regents Park, circa 1984.
Previous Teams: Univ of Manchester, Univ of Loughborough, Shepshed Charterhouse.
Greatest Footballing Moment: Still to come.
Worst Footballing Moment: Penalty miss in the semi-final shootout at WC2000.

INTEREST

Model Pro (Models His Game on You): Alan Shearer.
Favourite All-Time Player: Ryan Giggs.
Pre-Match Superstition: Always calibrate boots before kick-off.
Interesting Trivia: Taught Chris Waddle all he knows about hair care...

REFERENCES

Supporting Material: Cast in Reservoir Lags Columnal Philosophy Bard of Bethnal Green Well Versed Taxing Game Phoenix I Axed & Retort Sabotage Gods on his Side Popular Demand Popping Up on the Box Brazil Last Chance Saloon Phoenix II Introduces Supremo of the Millennium Scores Goal of the Millennium MCMMX Dream Team #1 Taking Fives Dream Team #2 World Class Dummy

VITAL STATISTICS